What is the definition of Antiques Healing Cream?

Ah, 'Antiques Healing Cream' - a delightful blend of old-world charm and modern wellness, right? Imagine this: "To soothe your aching joints, I swear, the ancient wisdom of 'Antiques Healing Cream' has to be your secret weapon - though I'd wager it's more likely you've heard of its 'old-world' cousin, the 'Antiques Healing Cream' that's just as likely to leave you with a questionable aesthetic."

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Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "Instead of a fresh, revitalized self-care routine, my skin's new 'antiques healing' regimen consists of dusty, possibly toxic, and potentially deadly relics from the 19th century."